i, as a Cisgender Heterosexual, believe that something is only queerphobic if its said while balancing a beachball on your head while dressed up in a big bird suit, hopping on your left foot while chanting “fuck the gay’s” and, incase you havent noticed, i was hopping on my RIGHT foot, so
hipsterbloodritual asked: Umm... how about every number that you ever liked a lot, plus the numbers that, when you scroll up and down the post really fast and stop suddenly, end up at the very top of the page (do five of those).
3 (a great number i don’t know why). When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time? It’s pretty much my constant state of being right now, I really don’t know right now i’m kind of happy i got an ask but apparently my period key won’t work 4(i didn’t like four but now i do it’s the best character dynamic). Would you ever smile at a stranger? I don’t see why not? I smile whenever I want and if I don’t know the person i’m smiling at, i don’t care 7. What exactly are you wearing right now? tank top and torn but fluffy pants because i don’t care 12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’? Twelve is a great number but this is a stupid question how could i kiss someone when everything??? huh?? 13. What about ‘R’? hahahahaha why are all the good numbers kissing questions? 21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having. homework and being female in fact like two of my problems with today could be solved if i was both physically and mentally a dude wow 42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl? Yes 64 (when i get older, losing my hair, many years from now). Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now? I don’t know? Hopefully no one? 72. Can you commit to one person? I don’t know seeing as i have never been a relationship but i can only assume yes? 30. Does anyone hate you? I hope not? 88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept? i like how these all assume i have a true love like i’m 15 among other factors that would make getting a date be really hard 91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months? yes i will be in lot’s of relationships with friendships and family and relations to vague entities like fairy cake but i probably will not be in a romantic relation unless everything aligns perfectly 51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with? I don’t really hate anyone and I think timothy was the last guy i had a conversation with and I double don’t hate him he’s pretty cool 77. Are relationships ever worth it? I guess I wouldn’t know?? That sounded a lot less angry than it’s supposed to be i’m kind of mad at the concept of romance in general right now for a number of reasons (thank you)